GRINDAH: Beats, come on. Beats! Look lively, man, look lively.
Come on. Leave the zoot alone.
INTERVIEWER: So, you've made a new track then?
Yeah, Grindah's been playing it loads on Kurupt. (CHUCKLES)
GRINDAH: (ON RECORD) (SLOWLY) MC Grindah.
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
Leaving every MC down on the floor
What you doing? Get up. You're not even standing.
GRINDAH: The other night I literally played it for three hours straight,
so that anyone that locked in would literally just be brainwashed
into loving it. Know what I mean?
Yeah, I actually still feel a bit knackered from it.
INTERVIEWER: So you performed it all live?
DJ BEATS: Yeah, course we performed it all live.
GRINDAH: Yeah, three hours live back to back.
Beats and Grindah killed an MC
Someone take him to A&E
Perform some lyrical surgery
Put that fucking joint down now.
INTERVIEWER: You not worried people will get bored of it?
GRINDAH: Mate! People don't get bored of shit like this, man.
It's called a marketing strategy, and basically
just getting into people's heads. D'ya know what I mean?
Basic psychology.
- Room 101. - Yeah
(MUSIC STOPS)
No, still got the mid-point reload, got to do it again.
What ya doin'?
You don't see Van Damme sitting down.
We're here for a very special meeting with XL Records.
Let's just say we're getting a record deal today.
Yeah.
Let's just say they finally realised that we are the future of new music.
We don't even like new music.
Yeah, exactly, it's like the future is music
that still sounds like it's from 2002.
It's complicated, it's sort of industry sort of shit.
- You wouldn't understand. - Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
- (INTERCOM RINGS) - I can't believe we're here.
WOMAN: Hello?
Hello. Chabuddy G here with the Kuruft FM boys.
We're here to get a record deal.
Yeah.
WOMAN: Sorry, do you have a meeting with someone?
Erm, no I haven't got a meeting, I've got a delivery.
I thought you said you had a meeting?
WOMAN: Okay, give me a minute.
Little trick, little trick.
The first rule of the music industry is that the music doesn't matter.
It's about who you know.
That's why it's very useful to have a manager like me... I mean,
I don't know anyone, but they don't know that I don't know anyone.
So they know that I don't know that they know. (CHUCKLES) Smart.
Pose. Pose.
Hi
- Hi - Hi
Do you have a delivery?
No, I don't have a delivery, but can we get a meeting?
(SCOFFS) No, sorry.
You... fucking...
That's all right, it's their loss.
You said we had a meeting!
We do have a meeting. Just this is the...
this is the... warm up. Come on, onto the next one.
(POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
Okay, I'll be making notes throughout the day,
but otherwise just pretend like I'm not here. You all set, Miche?
Yep, yep, no just checking the... Good. They're all straight...
MICHE: So basically to get the hairdressing qualification
I need to do a test. I have had a few tests in my life before...
I tried to do my driving test. That didn't really go to plan,
I'm not really into pressure. If I can just relax a bit more,
I can get it done and not write off the car.
Good. They're all straight.
Don't be nervous, you'll be fine.
No, it's fine. I just want it to go really well today so.
It will go really well. You've got everything done, just try...
(HAIRDRYER WHIRS)
- Okay. That's a good temperature. - Relax.
Yeah, no I am.
DJ BEATS: Chabuds, do you know anyone at this one?
Who don't I know, mate? But listen, listen, okay.
- These lot, yeah, these are top dogs. - Yeah.
We need to basically just act important, yeah,
and head straight for the lifts. Okay?
All right, keep it down, yeah? Keep it down.
Come on.
Oh, there's no buzzer or anything.
GRINDAH: Shh! Go through. Come.
Good morning I'm here for work.
DJ BEATS: Top floor. Top dogs.
CHABUDDY G: (GROANS) Another day.
Guys, just act naturally.
Be natural. Just blend in. Blend in.
INTERVIEWER: So would you say you're in it for money or glory?
I'm in it for the passion, mate. That's why I do it, yeah.
I'm in it to lyrically destroy anyone who listens to it,
d'ya know what I mean? If money comes with that,
then that's a bonus round, innit.
DJ BEATS: And I'm just here for the ride. Wherever it may take thee.
I'm sort of in it for the money.
(LIFT BEEPS)
GRINDAH: Shh! Shut up! Shut up! Banging it up!
Okay. Get in. Get in. Get in.
Press the button.
DJ BEATS: Fucking hell, the walls are made of windows.
I don't even know what's a wall anymore.
GRINDAH: (CHUCKLES) You'll have to get used to this, mate.
Look Atlantic! Atlantic!
- The lost city. - Yeah.
- Is this him? - Yeah.
Hello, you must be Steves?
- Yes. I am. - Welcome to Lavender Hair and Beauty.
Hello, Miche. Are you Miche? I don't know if you're Miche yet.
INTERVIEWER: So are you allowed to use friends in the test?
Yeah, I mean it's not cheating,
it's called sourcing your own model.
You know, it's an industry thing. So it's definitely not cheating.
But if Tanya finds out, then, yeah, I would fail.
- Great to have you here. - Nice to meet you.
Great. And if you'd like to take a seat in our waiting area that'd be...
- Yeah, sure. - Excellent.
Sorry if I stink of draw, I've got a Q in my bag.
I've got yours in here as well actually.
Yeah, that's fine, we'll just...
Sort it out later.
Cool.
CHABUDDY G: This is it. Just, er...
Excuse me can I help you with anything?
Hello. What's your position, role, in the company?
Are you looking for anyone in particular?
Yes, someone actually pretty important. Erm...
Matt? Marty? Martin? I forget his name, it's, erm...
Is it someone from the A&R team?
That's it. Anar. That's his name.
- Anar? - Anar, yeah.
Tell him it's Chabuddy G.
With a hard D. Chabud-dee.
Also say Kurupt FM. He'll know.
108.9
On your dial.
Hi Josh, have you got any appointments today?
There's a group down here with a camera and everything. (CHUCKLES)
Say Kurupt FM, say Kurupt FM.
Yeah, no I thought so. All right, cheers, leave it with me.
All right, bye. Yeah, he'll be down in about five,
so if I can pop you over to the waiting room.
- He's gonna? - He's gonna come down now?
Yeah, he'll be down in about five minutes,
Just wait over in the waiting room.
- Yeah, - I'll show you.
There's a water machine.
So Anar's surname? Shall I call him Mr. Anar?
No, it's the department he works for.
He'll be down in a minute. Is there anything I can get you?
Do you want tea or coffee?
Oh, no, thank you. You've been amazing.
You've done enough.
All right.
You've outstayed your welcome. Thank you.
Let's just say we won't forget about you once we've got the millions.
Okay. You know where my desk is if you need anything.
Thanks very much for your help.
We're getting a record deal! We're getting a record deal!
I know!
Are you a real customer?
Yep.
MICHE: So I went for Steves as my model just because
he's got the kind of fashion model look about him.
You know, sort of weirdly tall and thin, he's got the cheekbones.
Plus he was the only one that would do it.
But I think with the right haircut he could look a bit like a supermodel,
like Kate Moss or Naomi Campbell.
- Can I get you a drink? - Drink?
Tea? Coffee?
Did you have a drink?
No. No drinks. Thank you.
Bruv! Fourteen years in the making, bruv! We're here! You're here.
Oh, mate! Look at these. Awards. We'll probably get awards,
although we probably wouldn't want them,
because we're too underground for that, innit.
- Yeah. Who wants awards, anyway? - Look. Look at this.
Maybe you should put that back up. Put it back, they might...
Just in case.
I think he's coming. Play it cool, Play it cool.
So, do you want to pop all your stuff up here
and then just meet me at my chair.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Lovely. Oh, and your hat, as well.
Oh, yeah, the hat, as well.
STEVES: I don't really like getting my hair cut, to be honest,
because I find it really intense
staring at myself in the mirror for ages, like...
I feel like the mirror version of myself is gonna do something weird.
Like, I don't trust him.
Don't panic. So what sort of thing are you looking for today?
Is that? She's there, yeah. I would like a fresh crop please.
A French crop? Brilliant.
- French. A French crop please. - Yeah, brilliant.
Work with the texture of...
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we'll work with this...
this sort of dry, and thick texture.
There's a little bit in the middle where it's sort of matted together.
I think it's the start of like a dreadlock,
but you'll probably get it out.
CHABUDDY G: Shh! I think that's him. I think that's him.
- GRINDAH: Is that him? - CHABUDDY G: Shh!
Act normal and laid-back. Act like you don't give a shit,
they love that.
- Hi, I'm Josh, part of the A&R team. - Hello, mate.
- Hi, Joshua. - Chabuddy G. Manager of Kurupt FM.
I'm Kurupt FM CEO, MC Grindah.
Yes, no, I recognize you guys.
Ah. The penny's dropped.
People Who... People Who Do Nothing?
Yeah, that's us.
So this is serious? You guys want to make music now?
Yeah.
Are we serious? I'll let you be the judge of that, mate.
- Yeah, we are serious. - Let him be the judge of it.
Right, erm, if you...
Shall we have a meeting? Are we having a meeting?
Yes!
So is this your office?
Yes, let's keep it down a bit because there's a lot of people working.
(MOANS)
Is this all right? 'Cause you're Grindah's girl and that.
It's fine. I'm just gonna get you to sit back and relax,
and maybe just not talk for a bit.
Where's the arm holes?
Yeah. No, there aren't any arm holes. So we're just gonna put, yeah...
I don't want the shampoo in my eyes.
Yeah, no, I won't let it get in your eyes, that's fine.
I'm keeping it back.
I heard the government put like chemicals in shampoo...
to keep us blind.
MICHE: Being a hairdresser is about more than just cutting hair.
You've gotta be a people person, you know.
So a lot of the customers, you might think:
"Who is that?" "Why are they here?"
"They're disgusting." But you've got to be able
to get along with people from all walks of life.
Even the ones who can't walk, so... We've got a ramp, so...
What shampoo have you got actually? What are you using?
Shall I read the label out to you?
Yeah, just read it out the back.
If it's government approved then we need to start questioning it.
"Warning: Avoid contact with eyes."
See this is it. This is, exactly what I mean.
MC Grindah bad boy raver
When I'm on the mic I add the flavour
Blazing a haze up in the paper
Holding the mic like a light sabre
And I'm lyrically darker than Darth Vader
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you. And what that was, Josh,
that was one of my earlier compositions.
And I think what I was trying to say with that was that, erm...
the mic is my weapon and I'm all round better than Darth Vader.
Darth Vader. Well, it was powerful. It's great.
Thank you very much for letting me hear it.
Goose bumps. Look at that, goose bumps.
(GAGS) Oh, mate, your water's off.
That's fizzy water, so...
Fizzy water? You lot have got more money than sense.
(LAUGHING)
Time is money, you're a busy, man. I'm a busy, man, yeah?
Money talks, bullshit walks. Let's do some talking baby, yeah?
Get ready for the Kurupt FM world exclusivity track.
Get your fucking pen ready, mate, 'cause you're gonna
want to sign the shit out of us once you've heard this...
(LAUGHING)
GRINDAH: Play it.
(MUSIC PLAYS OVER PHONE)
Yeah. Eye contact Josh, eye contact.
It might sound a bit tinny 'cause it's off the phone.
This will be available in all formats as well, CD, Minidisc, MP3, MP4, MP5.
MP6?
Yeah! No, we can do that.
GRINDAH: (ON PHONE) (SLOWLY) MC Grindah.
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
Leaving every MC dead on the floor
DJ BEATS: Like in their own blood.
CHABUDDY G: These guys are a phenomenon.
They need to be promoted,
you know what I mean? And who better to...
I can sell the shit out of anything, mate,
- I got the gab of the gift. - Yeah.
So I can just literally talk my way out of a bloody cardboard box, mate.
Nah he's not getting it.
You need to hear the bass in my voice.
I got it.
You need to hear the bass in my voice.
I got headphones.
Honestly, thank you that is...
You haven't had the whole experience.
You haven't had the whole experience yet!
Please give it a go with the headphones!
JOSH: Thank you so much. Thank you.
Just put it in your ear!
Hold him down, put it in his ear!
Thank you so much, really a pleasure.
Josh, you haven't heard it with headphones!
You can talk to my assistant.
You haven't heard it with the headphones yet!
You're talented bunch. Cheers.
Josh, you haven't heard it with the headphones.
- I don't need the headphones. - Please! Please!
Security, can we sort this out?
You need to hear the bass in my voice!
We're not gonna stay, mate.
Freaks.
Yeah, fucking keep looking, mate. Lucky the cameras are rolling,
or I might have to... he's not even fucking listening!
Great.
Why don't we sell directly to the record shop
like Wiley and that used to do back in the day?
Well, let's just do that man! Allow these, man.
What now? You going now?
What do you mean? Of course we're going now.
I've gotta go Dad classes with Roche, if I'm late she's gonna switch.
Oh, great!
INTERVIEWER: Have you been more bossy since you got pregnant?
No, I have not been more bossy, have I?
- Yes. - No.
Let's just go. Come on.
All right, you lot, see you in a bit, yeah.
GRINDAH: See you in a bit.
INTERVIEWER: Does it cause friction?
What? Arguments? If he pushes too far, yeah.
Especially with the hormones now, eh?
Yeah, I didn't really know what hormones were but they're basically
just these tiny balls of anger that live inside women.
Brilliant, you're doing really well, do you just wanna...
Keep facing here.
Keep facing forward, yeah that's it. And then, erm...
That's looking good.
Oh, thank you, Jackie. Shall we just?
Sorry I saw her in the reflection so I thought I'd check if she was there.
Okay, well, let's do a little bit with the clippers.
Are these lot doing the test as well?
No they're already professional hairdressers.
So, what have we gone for then, Miche?
I usually work with darker hair than this,
this is a lot lighter than what I've been used to
so that's why it looks a little bit mad at the moment.
Just relax. Take your time, work with the texture of the hair.
And you'll be fine.
Great, okay. Thank you, Tanya.
It's going really well.
Oh, my God.
I just love cutting hair!
Do you reckon it's gonna be much longer
because I gotta link with Alfie Danger.
No... I just need a couple more minutes.
Nearly done.
Let's sell some of these bad boys.
Yeah, exactly. Let me do the talking. They know who we are in there.
Hello, boss, how you doing? You all right, yeah?
Good, good.
Hello, mate. Chabuddy G, manager of Kurupt FM.
Kuruft?
Kurupt...
Kurupt FM. You know who we are.
Stop showing off in front of the camera.
Let me ask you some questions, mate. How's business?
Yeah, it's all right.
What if I told you I could double that?
Double what?
Just double it.
The key to being a good salesman is knowing how to sell your product.
For example, "How much will you give me for this watch?"
Oh, fuck! It's got a dodgy strap... must have fallen off.
I tell you what, just let me look for the watch
and then ask me the question again, okay?
- You remember "Get out the Way"? - No.
Yes, you do, good. So this is a follow up single from that.
- All right. - All right? Now play the tune.
(MUSIC PLAYS OVER PHONE)
Of course that's a heart monitor. Theme of the song.
Right.
DJ BEATS: I think it might be MC Grindah.
GRINDAH: (SLOWLY) MC Grindah.
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
Leaving every MC down on the floor
(LIGHTER SPARKS)
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Roche? I'm at Dad classes, where are you?
I can't go in on my own, it's a bit weird.
INTERVIEWER: Do you feel more mature now?
Do I feel more mature? Look what I'm dropping these days.
I mean, check out the chinos.
Just hurry up, yeah. Bye.
DJ BEATS: When you walk into a place with chinos on,
they know you're a real man.
Fuck's sake!
What you gonna say now? What you gonna do?
When Beats and Grindah are coming for you
Bandaged knuckles, I dipped them in glass
- GRINDAH: Do you like it? - Erm...
Listen, keep listening.
Leave your head spinning from all of my bars
Beats and Grindah up on the track
Guess you could call that double impact
Why are we so lyrically big?
'Cause we be training punching a tree for a week
(MUSIC STOPS)
Is that a rewind in the song?
Exactly. It's the mid-point reload.
And... it goes back to the start?
Spot on. He's heard of it. Yeah.
The mid-point reload is gonna completely change people's
enjoyment of music.
Right. Okay.
- In a good way. - Right.
I'm just not sure they'll sell.
All right, let me stop you there, mate. I am sure they'll sell,
so who are you going to listen to?
You, who's like "Oh, I'm not really sure, I'm insecure",
or me, that knows exactly what I'm talking about?
I don't think it's gonna happen.
Oh, right. Well, good. Because maybe you're not gonna happen then.
What does that mean?
Exactly. "What's that mean?"
Don't.
With your tiny little shop. Freak.
Sorry about that.
Yeah? How about that? Have fun cleaning that up.
I told you I was gonna do the talking.
I know, I know, but I just did a little bit of business.
That's why you fucked it up.
I thought you knew him? You said you know him.
I did know him. He was showing off.
Hi. Are you waiting for someone?
- Yeah. - Come in and wait, that's fine.
DJ BEATS: Roche thought it would be a good idea actually
if we went on a parenting course.
It was when he asked
whether babies ever come out the arsehole by accident.
Well, that's a simple mistake to make,
they are very close to each other.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
Hi. I'm Tina. I'm 25 weeks, and we're having a boy, little Tyler.
Oh! Named him already, congratulations.
All right, I'm Darren. Obviously, I'm not pregnant
but I was involved in the process. So you know!
- Hello, I'm Jack. - Hello, I'm Laura. I'm 23 weeks,
and we've actually decided to keep it a surprise.
Oh! Good for you. Lots of people do. Not everyone wants
everyone to know, so there we go.
- Hello. My name's Kevin Bates. - Hello, Kevin.
AKA Beats. AKA the Albino Seal.
Right, so, erm...
And this is a picture of my partner Roche.
Right.
She's not here yet, 'cause she had an emergency at work.
- Ah, so she is joining us. - Yeah, she is coming.
That's all right, man, you can have a go on mine if she doesn't turn up.
(CHUCKLES) Love that. What's your name, mate?
- Darren. This is Tina. - Hiya.
Hello, Tina. Don't worry, I don't want to have a go on you.
(CHUCKLES) I mean, I would if... And you weren't...
I'm afraid we're going to have to start now.
How are we getting on?
Nearly done aren't we, Steves?
What? Is it radio meeting? Sorry.
It's all right. It's good that you're so comfortable.
I get weird about haircuts.
I took a load of valium earlier just to calm me down.
Ah. Why not, eh? Just get him finished up...
Yeah, yeah.
...and out. And we'II... cool. - Okay. Great.
Okay.
Always better with a bit of gel, innit?
Just gonna... This is where you'll really see the transformation.
STEVES: Wow.
Okay. So, would you like to just hold your baby
how you think a baby would be held.
Just support the neck, Kevin.
Doing a lovely job there.
Hello. Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, hello. You must be... - It's Roche.
- Hello there. - Hi.
My dad used to do that one... Wahey!
Kevin! We are treating these dolls like babies at the moment so...
Yeah, I know, but they're not.
INTERVIEWER: Do you have high expectations then,
for Beats, like at the birth time?
I have high expectations of Kevin,
but I also am aware of what Kevin will be able to do.
So, in the sense that,
I have high expectations of what I would like him to do,
but I have very low expectations of what I actually expect him to do.
But, babies, do they like jokes and that?
You know, like, not proper jokes, but joke stuff.
Babies like to laugh, of course, like everybody,
they've got the same emotions as us.
MICHE: Brilliant. Wow!
I like how you do the little space in between each strand.
Do you like that?
Yeah. It's my own little technique actually.
Can I ask you if I can get a picture of the hair
just to put on my gallery?
Yeah, yeah, model shot. Modelling.
Smile.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Great. Okay, perfect. So I think we're all done now.
Oh, yeah, take that off, yeah.
- Great, I love it, I really love it. - VIP treatment.
All right. Do you want me to give you this ting now or...
- No, no. Just do it later. - All right.
Okay. Wow!
You look like a, erm... like a footballer or something.
Proper celebrity look. Wow!
Better with the hat on though, innit?
Look like a crackhead without the hat.
Ah. All right, see you later.
- Bye. - Thank you.
TANYA: Bye.
- STEVES: Bye. - Oh, wow!
He just put the hat straight on. What's he doing?
He smelt of drugs. He smelt of drugs.
Just seems pointless. You can't sell things on the internet.
How would you get the money?
Mate, trust me, okay? Everyone's doing it right now.
People don't wanna go to the shop to buy music,
people don't wanna go to labels, mate.
It's all about downloading, yeah, the internet.
Nah, I still reckon the internet's going to blow over any day...
Nah, mate. Trust me, okay? Think about it.
Right now we live in the "now" generation!
People want everything now! Instant coffee! Fast food!
Fast internet! Even fast sex.
Three minutes max. You know what I mean?
Get it in, stick it back out, clean yourself up
and get the hell out! You know what I mean?
I don't even know what you're talking about anymore.
Like, you started off and then always just goes back down to sex.
Yeah, sorry. I'm just very sexually frustrated at the moment.
Yeah, it's...
- You did great today, Miche! - Thank you.
Looks like we've got a natural hairdresser in our midst!
Aw, thanks!
You did well actually because he was a bit of a tricky customer.
He was off his face actually. Druggie eyes, I know that.
Yeah, well you know what they say,
you've got to be able to handle people from all walks of life
as a hairdresser. So, just doing my job really.
That is very true. Next time you come in, Mrs. Beaumont,
it might be our Miche here cutting your hair!
Oh, my God. I would love that. I've never cut long hair before.
It'd be really a dream come true.
Have you ever thought of going a bit shorter?
So what I want you to do is open your nappies
and I want you to tell me whether you think you've got a healthy nappy
or an unhealthy nappy.
(GROANS) That's mental. Is that real?
No it's not real. Calm down!
Excuse me, is this real?
No, Kevin, it's not real, it's just for the purposes of the exercise.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, it's mustard. Sorry does that mean that it's unhealthy?
INSTRUCTOR: What do you think, Kevin?
I think it would be a bit painful to shit out pure mustard.
(LAUGHING)
That's Darren. That's Darren.
It's just mustard for the purposes of the exercise.
What did you get?
- We got peanut butter in ours. - Peanut butter.
Yeah, seriously spread that shit on some toast.
INSTRUCTOR: This is just representative...
This is just representing...
I've had shits like peanut butter before.
Can we settle, please, so we can learn?
- Can we settle so we can learn? - DJ BEATS: Ah that's disgusting.
And... there we go, it's official.
Our records are now available to purchase, exclusively online.
Oh, mate! That's embarrassing. I've now been officially
signed to eBay, mate.
I am now... the CEO of Kurupt FM Worldwide!
- Oh. - Trust me!
Yeah, baby.
(SINGS "CELEBRATION" BY KOOL & THE GANG)
- Put it there. - (LAUGHS)
Big ups, brother. To Kurupt FM Worldwide!
Shall we say "pick-up only"?
Yeah, make sure they come to Brentford.
INTERVIEWER: In five years' time where do you see yourself?
CHABUDDY G: Well, I'll probably be...
I'll probably move to a nice part of Hounslow.
I'll probably get a double Portakabin.
So double-decker Portakabin.
We're gonna have a castle in Jamaica, slash clubhouse.
It's one of my plans.
You can come down on holiday to Jamaica.
Yeah, and I'll visit you boys in Jamaica,
I'll still be micro-managing them.
- Yeah. - From my office in Hounslow.
I tell you what, you've signed this one, so it's a limited edition.
We could actually probably charge more for that.
Love that. Whack it on for a grand.
Really? A grand?
Two grand? Actually you're right. I think any more than that
and it might limit sales. (SIGHS) That's lovely that is.
So there are three basic stages to labour, you've got the dilation.
This is when you'll probably notice some discharge from your vagina.
Basically the mucus plug that's been keeping infection from
going into your womb and affecting your baby,
this is when it passes out. All the membranes...
- Is that only if it's gone wrong? - Nah, this is if it all goes well.
We haven't even got to the bad stuff yet.
Look at that. That's mad.
Our single is literally worth more than anyone's on there.
What does that tell you? Tells you I'm better than them,
that's what the tells ya.
Look at that.
DJ BEATS: What these boys done is incredible. Our own label.
Trust me, Kurupt FM will always be ground-breaking. Yeah?
Like, we'll just hit the ground running and break it.
Yeah.
Free champagne It's all part of the music life.
We'll take it out of the first pay cheque.
Well, that wasn't signed off.
Well, it was signed off at management level.
Over-ruled by CEO.
DJ BEATS: We don't need some muggy label telling us what to do,
giving us bare money.
Yeah, 'cause no amount would be enough.
Do you know what I mean?
Can't put a price on what we're worth.
Exactly. We're worthless.
Exactly.